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HEEYYY,

What's goin' on. I know it's been a while since I last posted. I have been crazy busy but, I am back and I will be posting EVERYDAY!!! So keep reading and let me know what you think! Check out my music myspace (www.myspace.com/shalysemusic) and my twitter as well (www.twitter.com/shalyse_s)! G2G ppl's!

Peace<
Melodygrl :)

LEIGHTON'S THE NEW BLACK!

I'm Sure we have all heard of the hit nations sweeping sensation of GossipGirl! The show where MANHATTAN'S ELITE's children behave badly and some chickey with a camera captures it in a thousand words and Kristen Bell reports it. IT'S AMAZING! Well, I am absolutely positive that everyone knows and loves The Queen B! Ms. Leghton Meester herself. Let me tell you. She is amazing on and off camera. She 23, with the acting credits of a 50 year old and a hot new singing career that includes a duet with aband you may have heard of

Tweet, Tweet, Tweet!

TWITTER! Does anybody know what the hype is all about. I mean, you log on go to the site, and write about where you are and what your doing! Okay this is the paparazzi's new schedule! Their eye into the window stalking! Celebrities complain all the time about the paparazzishowing up everywhere and taking their picture. Well, STOP TELLING THEM WHERE YOU ARE! For some of the actually talented people fo Hollywood....You sure aren't too bright!

btw: I have one...lol!

-Melodygrl :)

COWARD STRIKES AGAIN...BINGHAMTON, NY!

Another tragdy has hit our country today. This morning at approximately 10:30 am, 42 year old Vietnamese immigrant, Jiverly Voong, backed his vehicle against the back door of The American Civic Association building in Binghamton,NY; so that there would be no escapes. He then walked around the front of the building with a 9 millimeter hand gun and a knife in hand. He entered the building and immediately shot the two receptionists in the lobby of the building. He then proceeded on to a classroom off the side of the lobby and opened fire. A woman who was one of the first wounded victims shot,in another room before the fatal shooting, fell to the ground and pretended to dead so the shooter would by pass her. She then crawled under a desk and waited out the rampage. While under the desk she hear several rapid shots from a what looked to be a classroom down the hall. Those several shots were the fatal rings of at least 12 victims and 4 wounded victims. There were 37 untouched survivors of this vicious crime. They survived by hiding in closets and the building boiler room. The Binghamton Police Department officers on the scene believe that the shooter, Jiverly Voong, a scumbag with alias' and a previous criminal record, finished shooting the innocent victims and then turned the gun on himself. The officers have been on the scene all afternoon taking hours to clear the building and carry out the fallen and the soon to rise. My heart and prayers go out to the families of those lost on this fatal day, and my wishes for those wounded to get well, and let god heal your wounds.

btw: Feel free to leave your comments and prayers for the families below!

- Melodygrl :)

MICHELLE COMMITS BRITISH BLUNDER!

Yesterday it appeard everywhere videos and photos of the Barack and Michelle Obama visiting The Queen of England. Now, somewhere in the long long history of British protocol, it prohibits anyone from touching The Queen. But yesterday pictures and video surfaced of Michelle half way huggin her. I don't know if they were posing for a picture of just talking but Michelle had her arm around her. Everyone is pitching such a bitch because Michelle touched her, but look at the picture, it's not like The Queen wasn't gettin' a little handsy! Yeah that's right I said it, THE QUEEN WAS PLAYIN' GRAB ASS WITH MICHELLE OBAMA! Write that in your british tabloid. Why is this all one sided, she's the first lady. It's not like The Queen was innocent but, they're just lettin' her get away with it, who does she think she is The Queen of Eng....OOHH,right right. Well that wraps up this post. Thank you and good night!

Here is the link to the video, courtesy of Huffington Post:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/02/michelle-obama-hugs-queen_n_182237.html

btw: Ballroom with a british accent- Baw-room!

- Melodygrl : )

REVENGE OF THE OOMPA LOOMPAS!

Tanning otherwise known as "fake baking" is an all american favorite past time. You can get all of your friends together and jump in the car and head down to the tanning salon and PAY SOMEONE TO BURN YOU! Tanning is absolutely ridiculous. If your pale and all transparent, deal with it. Go put on some Coppertone Sport Sunscreen Lotion and hit the beach until your medium rare, don't pay someone to make you look like you drink carrot juice and play in paint for a living. And it's sport which means it's sweat resistent. So you can still run around in your dental floss bikini's as you pretend to be doing something of substance like play volleyball or frisbee when your really just trying to get the attention of the hotties down the shore.

Ladies Ladies Ladies, if I see one more girl with a rub on tan that leaves a very lasting impression , not on the eyes, but on my hands and/or clothes, I'm going to jail. Those things are disgusting, they stain your skin and can make you break out with something your boyfriend or girlfriend (I don't judge) will not want to have be scratching of himself for a week. Get off the bed of fluorescent bulbs, go to your local drug store, and buy Coppertone Sunless tanning okay! They have it in lotion as well as two, count em', two kinds of spray's. You know you can't go wrong with a product that gives you variety.

So now that I have given you two altenatives to the oh so terrible art of TANNING BEDS, I suppose I won't see it anymore. But if I do, look for........

MyWorld, USA Super Blogger Melodygrl arrested for verbal and physical assault to what appears to be an Oompa Loompa......on your local news program.

I have to go and protest in front of my local tanning salon so until next time....

Doom pa de doo!

btw: FREE COCOA BEANS FOR EVERYBODY!

-Melodygrl : )

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MAY 28, 2010? I KNOW....SEX!

Sex, Men Relationships, and Fashion YES Sex & the City is back to claim it's glamour. Just got the news, the official release date for the sexy sequel is May 28, 2010. I know what your thinking " we have to wait a whole year..." Yes but trust it's worth the wait! Prior to this movie, they all started out with nothing but great careers and even better bodies. Now Charlotte is on her second husband and two beautiful children. Miranda has a son and corky bar keep husband. Carrie is married to BIG! and the ever fabulous Samantha Jones is, well she's alone but rich and happy! Just imagine what's in store for the stylish foursome this go round'? Five bucks ,to anyone who will take the bet, says Carrie get's knocked up! I'll update accordingly, and I do collect. See ya in theaters May 28, 2010.

btw: Are we sluts (insider)

-Melodygrl :)

CLAY AIKEN CAUGHT WITH HIS PANTS DOWN...LITERALLY!

This morning it was announced that David Foster, super producer as well as brother to Clay Aiken's baby mama, was writing a very detailed autobiography of his life. In his book the hit maker will be telling stories of his life as well as the lives of his sister, Jaymes, and baby daddy CLAY! He says that they are both EXCELLENT fathers , Clay is the father( which is weird how can you gt any more feminine than Clay Aiken, come one Clay) and Jaymes is a wonderful mother. Well along with their budding parenthood I suspect will also be some incriminating past lovers quarells with the former American Idol runner up. That's all I have thus far but, hopefully the book will be SO MUCH HOTTER! btw: To Clay: You know what they say... The dicks you suck in the dark will brought into the light! -Melodygrl :)

AWWW...DISAPPOINTMENT!

You guys really let me down. Gloriana is the Awesomest band ever and you guys let them lose...upset much! It's okay they'll be other battle to fight and victories to claim! This is to Gloriana personally: I would love to do an interview with you guys! Hit me up at my personal e-mail, MelodyMail101@yahoo.com. I can send you guys the ?'s and we can do it! Looking forward to it my dears....! Catch ya later!

btw: Shout out to Gloriana =>

-Melodygrl :)

CONTACT INFO!

Hey, any questions or blog idea that you may be dying to express, send it to MelodyMail101@yahoo.com. That is my personal e-mail and I check it 100 times a day, so hit me up!

GLORIANA VS. MILEY CYRUS CMT!

TOM , MIKE, RACHEL & CHEYENNE

GLORIANA

MY all time new favorite band of the moment is, drumroll please [brrrrrrrrrr] GLORIANA! They are the hottest new country quartet to hit Nashville and they are makin' moves. They have already been asked by CBS to do an On the road to the American Country Music Awards this weekend. Now this morning their blazing debut single "Wild at Heart" is going to be battling it out with Miley Cyrus' "The climb" (which I also like, but an tired of seeing) on the ever popular Power Picks. They need your help to get that spot. So what we need you to do is go to CMT.com and go to the Power Picks web page at 11 am est. When you see the Gloriana and Miley Cyrus battle appear in the voting area, vote for Gloriana. You can vote as many times as you want, just click that button until it you see WINNER flashing below Glorianas' name...! So get ready it's coming soon, make me proud!

Check out there Myspace page:

http://www.myspace.com/gloriana

btw: Shout out to Gloriana!

-Melodygrl :)

Allergies: Dust, Polyester, PEREZ HILTON!

Yes. I know yesterday I was a huge Perez supporter, and I wrote him an e-mail to tell him so. I USED to think that he was an amazing writer and the best BITCH ever, but you kow how he replied. Get off my dick bitch! He is forever on my destroy list. In fact I have a little surprise for him. Want to know how I plan to venge my anger for the " QUEER OF ALL MEDIA" Tune in right here are 6 pm est. to find out!

btw: Perez, watch your back!

-Melodygrl :)

BIDEN COCAINE TAPE WITHDRAWN!

You heard it right. Ashley Biden 27, daughter of Vice President Joe Biden was the star of an incredibly incriminating tape to the Biden family. The tape was of Ashley snorting cocaine at a Delaware party last month! The seller originally stated his price as $ 2 million dollars but due to unknown reasoning has since lowered it to $ 400,000(stupid). With the turmoil and distraction that has been brought to this case, Mr. Biden still remains tight lipped. I would just like to say not because she is Joe Bidens' daughter but because she is a young woman blessed with many many great opportunities in her life, SHE PISSES ME OFF! For someone who's family GOD has bestowed so many amazing opportunities upon she throws them all away or at least severely damages them because of some loser with a camera. I know she couldn't control someone elses camera but she could have controlled what was on it. By taking the high road, being a lady, and representing not only yourself but your family and your integrity. Before your face comes your name, and if you don't make it past that sometimes your name is all you have. Destroy it and you have nothing. Now, without severe PR damage control, every time this girl opens her mouth and speaks about drugs, or alcohol, or anything that parents genrally tell their childeren "Just say No" to, she'll be crucified. Think before you act and the rest will fall into place.

Here is the full story from Huffington Post: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/30/ashley-biden-cocaine-tape_n_180703.html

btw: I'm praying for her....to WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE!

- Melodygrl :)

IPHABULOUS!

Just got my new iphone, I know how late am I? Well actually I'm early. Normal people can't afford to go out and buy the newest, hottest, most expensive phones on opening day like some people ,Mariah damn. Okay! It's amahzing....looking. I am still trying to figure out how to work it but thus far, I have seen some pretty ass icons and I honestly don't care if the phone ever works, it's nice as hell! Catch you guys later when I have an iphone update!

Night Night.

btw. Call me ;)

-Melodygrl

GUMMI BEARS, PILLOWS, PATHETIC BITCHES OH MY!

Wonder what I'm refering to? Well, if you were one of the millions of viewers who tuned in to Oxygen last night at 10 pm est. you would be well aware. I am talking about THE BAD GIRLS CLUB SEASON 3 REUNION! It was like an 8 car pile up. It's tragic but, the most amazing thing you've probably ever seen in your life. Tiffany, Sarah, Ashley, and Ailea teamed up against Amber .M and Amber .B other wise known as The Ambers (hosts of the ever popular Amber Show) to call out every imperfection and glitch in their character. This monstrosity of a television program went on for an entire hour, hosted by the HBIC himself QUEEN OF ALL MEDIA: PEREZ HILTON! He sure enough kept the ball rolling with the insults, refering to Ailea as a pathetic bitch when she kicked Amber .M in Cancun, for which she was sent home. Then they brought out the ever evil Ms. Kayla who got into it with Chi-town advocate Tiffany. It gave me detailed memories of the runion of the second season when Lyric and Tynisha came to blows over lyrics' hurtful obese comments, and Tynishas' personal mother rubutal. All in all it was a great night of bad tv, but a perfect night of GROW UP!

btw: Shout out to Perez Hilton my true inspiration.

-Melodygrl

TO WRITE LOVE ON HER ARMS!

The Difference between being lonely and being alone? idk my bff Jill. Well no matter what it is To Write Love on Her Arms can help. To Write Love is an organization that is on a mission to bring hope and help to the hurting. To Write Love is one of the most amazing group of people who actually care about what the people they seek to help feel everyday. They are interested in hearing stories of the dark and broken and lending their hands and ears to make them whole again. I know this may sound a little corny and hallmark-ish but, they really are god-sends. I support them 100%. I believe that anyone can come from anywhere and become anything. Call me happy go lucky, I call it Optimism. I used to suffer from depression a few years ago but, one day I woke up and said "Doo do doo Life's Good!" and the sun just came out! I know I'm an idiot but, it works for me...lol! No, don't say that, it's CRAP! Pain is real and I think that everyone needs to realize it, and reach out and help those in need. So check out their website, their Myspace page and everything their involved in. Here's the URL!

TWLOHA Myspace URL: http://www.myspace.com/towriteloveonherarms

TWLOHA Website URL: http://www.twloha.com/

Check em' out and give your support!

btw: Shout out to the TWLOHA team, Miley and Mandy or the "Doo do doo Life's Good" bit, and finally ALL OF THE TWLOHA and M&M SUPPORTERS!

-Melodygrl

FOOLS de la APRIL!!!

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY! As we all know today is the day when the childish and like minded simpletons of the world jump for joy and play ridiculous hijinks on the unexpecting. I just so happen to be one of them. I awoke this morning with the HIGH hopes of possibly playing a pre- planned knee slapper on the fam, when I got the sudden yet strong urge to pee. So, I ran to the bathroom, lifted up the toilet seat, pulled down the old Vicky's , and sat to relieve this demanding urge. Suddenly, I felt a lot of water on my ass. I stopped peeing and stood up only to find a long stretch of plastic covering the toilet seat. The Phantom of the annoying, monstrous, soon-to-be dead little brother strikes again. Did it stop there? Of course not, I did say the childish and like minded, didn't I? The like minded part would be my father. After the embarrasing, annoying, and " the moment I began thoroughly planning my brothers funeral" moment in the bathroom, I ran downstairs to of course snith to the parentals. When laying in the middle of the table is a nice big stack of chocolate chip pancakes and note beside them. It was from my dad,

-Mel,

Had to get an early start today, but I made you some of your favorite pancakes for breakfast. Eat up and don't be late.

Love dad.

I'm thinking " How sweet...at least someone in this family is normal." So I sat down and enjoyed my pancakes. I was so wrapped up in their choclately goodness, I lost track of time and had to hurry up and throw some clothes on and get to the bus stop. When I got to school, my mouth started feeling funny. So I went into the girl room to cgheck it out. As soon as I rounded the corner to the mirror, all I saw was the left side of my face sagging to my chest. I could not believe it. Drool wsa just running out of my mouth and soaking my clothes. Once I noticed the wetness on the front of my clothes, I began to feel a little breeze in the back door if you know what I mean. So felt my pants soaking wet, I turned around in the mirror and there was a huge wet spot on the back of my clothes. "AAAAHHHH" What the hell? Before my head could completely spin off, I stopped took a deep breath and said to myself, with the numbing lisp " I thothathy thuth that in a thet thot at the thuth thop, thath all." I went to the sink to wash my hands. Just before I did I scratched my nose and got a wiff of my hand that touched the wet spot on the back of my jeans. It wasn't rain, it was PISS! I wanted to scream at the top of my lungs but, more than anger I was so humiliated. So I ran down stairs to the nurses office to get a change of clothes and clear up this lisp problem. Turns out, Nurse Jordans just so happens to be sick today. I got so mad I started punching and kicking everything I saw. I kicked a locker a little too hard and ended hurting my knee. Which in terms means that I had to walk around school all day with the left side of my face on my bra wiping slobber off of my face and clothes, with a huge pee stain outlining my UNDERWEAR on the back of my pants, and limping. If that didn't make me feel special, I don't know what would. At the end of the day ,when I flew home, I told my family all about it, they laughed. I mean so hard they fell out of their chairs, it wasn't that kind fo story. After they got up and stopped laughing, my dad confessed that he put Novacaine in my pancakes. NOVACAINE! You have no idea how hard it was for me not to call narcotics on his ass. So I ran in my room and have been there ever since. No dinner for me tonight, I think I'll be able to to chew on the decision whether or not to ever show my face around my school again, ex-school shall I say.

How do you like them apples? Pissed, I know!

btw: APRIL FOOLS!!!!

I know pretty elaborate joke, right? I do what I can.

Well, I was searching for some videos on YouTube today to find some really funny April Fools Day crap for you all but, turns out NO ONE'S FUNNY! I did however, find some April Fools Day non-related vid's that I think you will enjoy, so here are the URL's. Enjoy them!

Thanks for listening, suckersz!

Random people falling!
Vid # 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ush5caZ1wj8

People Falling into candid watering hole, sshh!
Vid # 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVoKvEnf4wo

Real people falling into broken waterbed, sshh!
Vid # 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBfeWbRLIxI

That's all for now. Thanks for hangin' with me today, PEACE!

-Melodygrl

HELLO, HOLA ,BONJOUR, KONNICHIHA, HALLO, WHAT'S GOOD...!

HELLO PEOPLE OF EARTH!!! Yes it is I, REALITY! Or should I say ACTUALITY, because everyone is “real” these days, right? Well anyway, Hey. I’m Melodygrl and this is the very first post of many to come of my brand new blog, Life for Brains. This Blog is about LIFE. How living is learning, believe it or not. I’ve learned more in my ? years of life than I probably ever will in school. YOU TOO. The things you learn at home, in school (outside of class), and in the streets are far more valuable to you than the square root of a million (1,000) oops! I'm not saying that there are short cuts in life because there aren't but, there are loopholes you could drive a Mac truck through. You just have to find them. Hopefully this blog will help pinpoint them. So read, watch, gawk, stalk whatever; just enjoy what I provide honey => Later!

btw: the Konnichiha above is pronounced (konnichiwa) just spelled weirdly...aha smartical!

-Melodygrl :)