FOOLS de la APRIL!!!

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY! As we all know today is the day when the childish and like minded simpletons of the world jump for joy and play ridiculous hijinks on the unexpecting. I just so happen to be one of them. I awoke this morning with the HIGH hopes of possibly playing a pre- planned knee slapper on the fam, when I got the sudden yet strong urge to pee. So, I ran to the bathroom, lifted up the toilet seat, pulled down the old Vicky's , and sat to relieve this demanding urge. Suddenly, I felt a lot of water on my ass. I stopped peeing and stood up only to find a long stretch of plastic covering the toilet seat. The Phantom of the annoying, monstrous, soon-to-be dead little brother strikes again. Did it stop there? Of course not, I did say the childish and like minded, didn't I? The like minded part would be my father. After the embarrasing, annoying, and " the moment I began thoroughly planning my brothers funeral" moment in the bathroom, I ran downstairs to of course snith to the parentals. When laying in the middle of the table is a nice big stack of chocolate chip pancakes and note beside them. It was from my dad,

-Mel,

Had to get an early start today, but I made you some of your favorite pancakes for breakfast. Eat up and don't be late.

Love dad.

I'm thinking " How sweet...at least someone in this family is normal." So I sat down and enjoyed my pancakes. I was so wrapped up in their choclately goodness, I lost track of time and had to hurry up and throw some clothes on and get to the bus stop. When I got to school, my mouth started feeling funny. So I went into the girl room to cgheck it out. As soon as I rounded the corner to the mirror, all I saw was the left side of my face sagging to my chest. I could not believe it. Drool wsa just running out of my mouth and soaking my clothes. Once I noticed the wetness on the front of my clothes, I began to feel a little breeze in the back door if you know what I mean. So felt my pants soaking wet, I turned around in the mirror and there was a huge wet spot on the back of my clothes. "AAAAHHHH" What the hell? Before my head could completely spin off, I stopped took a deep breath and said to myself, with the numbing lisp " I thothathy thuth that in a thet thot at the thuth thop, thath all." I went to the sink to wash my hands. Just before I did I scratched my nose and got a wiff of my hand that touched the wet spot on the back of my jeans. It wasn't rain, it was PISS! I wanted to scream at the top of my lungs but, more than anger I was so humiliated. So I ran down stairs to the nurses office to get a change of clothes and clear up this lisp problem. Turns out, Nurse Jordans just so happens to be sick today. I got so mad I started punching and kicking everything I saw. I kicked a locker a little too hard and ended hurting my knee. Which in terms means that I had to walk around school all day with the left side of my face on my bra wiping slobber off of my face and clothes, with a huge pee stain outlining my UNDERWEAR on the back of my pants, and limping. If that didn't make me feel special, I don't know what would. At the end of the day ,when I flew home, I told my family all about it, they laughed. I mean so hard they fell out of their chairs, it wasn't that kind fo story. After they got up and stopped laughing, my dad confessed that he put Novacaine in my pancakes. NOVACAINE! You have no idea how hard it was for me not to call narcotics on his ass. So I ran in my room and have been there ever since. No dinner for me tonight, I think I'll be able to to chew on the decision whether or not to ever show my face around my school again, ex-school shall I say.

How do you like them apples? Pissed, I know!

btw: APRIL FOOLS!!!!

I know pretty elaborate joke, right? I do what I can.

Well, I was searching for some videos on YouTube today to find some really funny April Fools Day crap for you all but, turns out NO ONE'S FUNNY! I did however, find some April Fools Day non-related vid's that I think you will enjoy, so here are the URL's. Enjoy them!

Thanks for listening, suckersz!

Random people falling!
Vid # 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ush5caZ1wj8

People Falling into candid watering hole, sshh!
Vid # 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVoKvEnf4wo

Real people falling into broken waterbed, sshh!
Vid # 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBfeWbRLIxI

That's all for now. Thanks for hangin' with me today, PEACE!

-Melodygrl